| First part | Second part |
| The arsenist | |
| Ow now | |
| The human torch | |
| By the beard | |
| Discovered by the Germans, in 1904, they named it San Diego, | |
| Oh I can barely lift my right arm | |
| I don't know if you heard me counting... | |
| | First part | Second part |
| If you were a man I'd punch you, | |
| I'm going to punch you in the ovaries, straight shot, | |
| What's your name? Lanolin? | |
| You're like a miniature Buddah, | |
| You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate | |
| I could be wrong about this, but I believe destiny | |
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