| Quote | Movie | Year |
| If anybody's anybody, I'm Han and you're... you're Chewbacca | |
| He's a nut-bag! Just because the f**ker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda | |
| You see, I've turned the moon into what I like to call a ''Death Star'' | |
| Silence Earthling. My name is Darth Vader. I'm an extra-terrestrial from the planet Vulcan | |
| It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets | |
| What, like, you a big fan of the Fett? | |
| I don't know. They were... jammies! They had Yodas and sh*t on 'em! | |
| I'm the man-eating bitch Darth Vader of the ad world | |
| I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that f**ked up bar! | |
| What say we settle this on the runway... Han-Solo | |