| Quote | Person | Hint |
| 'America, we are better than these last eight years. We are a better country than this.' | |
| 'Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.' | |
| 'America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.' | |
| 'My dream is of a place and a time where America will once again be seen as the last best hope of earth.' | |
| 'I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was elected president.' | |
| 'America has tossed its cap over the wall of space.' | |
| 'It's never paid to bet against America. We come through things, but its not always a smooth ride.' | |
| 'When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.' | |
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| 'Laughter is America's most important export.' | |
| 'Only Americans can hurt America.' | |
| 'You can always count on Americans to do the right thing- after they've tried everything else.' | |
| 'America is a mistake. A giant mistake.' | |
| 'Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.' | |
| 'Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.' | |
| 'America has everything, why should they want us?' | |
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