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'Okay, come on: Two coins. Thirty cents. No nickels. Come on! You can do this! You went to Harvard, for God's sake! '
'One thing I've learned is to never play Operation against a surgeon for money. '
'Babe, you gotta understand. A guy will sleep with any woman he finds attractive, no matter how he feels about her. If Tyra Banks drove her car over my mom and then offered to have
'Hello Perry. I don't really know why I'm here but nurse Espinosa said if I don't come round, she'll stop coming to my house and talk to my pool boy. He speaks perfect english but
'This moment is so great, I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of tiny little moments.'
'That is not fair. You know I have stress-induced dislexia Dr. Oslek.'
'Imagine your uterus is like a tube of toothpaste and you're trying to squeeze out all that minty fresh gel but instead of minty fresh gel, its a little black baby.'
'Okay, I've got something we can't give her permanently, but I can guarantee she'll enjoy it while she has her hands on it.'
'Well, when I was in high school I was a volunteer janitor at the Hoboken Zoo. And one night I was out plucking peacock feathers to sell for pens when I noticed Gary the gorilla ma
'Turk, he was only giving a compliment to Ms. Prescilla. Thank you Todd'
'I'm gonna try and keep from hating the unborn baby in my belly that's made my ass so big I can't fit the whole thing on a toilet when I pee eight hundred times a day.'
'Let's think about some of the great girls you've let slip through your fingers - Kylie, Jamie, Gift Shop Girl, Mini McSkinny, Mole Butt, Tina Two Kids, Rumplefugly... I'm forgetti
' I thought you were a dead person coming back to life!'
'You wanna quit? Then quit! But you sir are a Worthless Peon! And you will always will be a Worthless Peon! Sir, you know my band? The Worthless Peons. Well, Chris from shipping an
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'Anyway, this is the end of a major chapter in our lives and you know what? I am going to take you out tonight, yes sir, we are going to get some dinner, we'll get a nice bottle of
'If I do, then from now on when one of you guys look at me all you're going to think of me as giant gross foot. It's like that security guard with the hook for the hand. All everyb
'I don't want to hear anything out of that man's mouth other than 'Oh no, I'm dying, there's a bright light, but wait a minute, this is wrong, I'm in hell! Hitler, Musollini... Cap
'His mom doesn't die. Tyra uses her connections in the supermodel world to get government scientists to put Turk's mom's brain into Heidi Klum's body. She falls in love with me, we
'People think I just luck into these situations, but it's really a lot of hard work. You know what else is hard? ...I should go.'
'No. You got there by back-stabbing and ass-kissing.'
'Door's broke, it's the fifth time this week it won't open'
' First, you do the head, then you do the finger, then you talk through the nose... And then you give a lot of attitude. That's how it works. But if you're not from there, you don'
'My therapist thinks my trouble in bed stems from a basic fear of intimacy. But I just think it's just because any type of repetitive motion makes me nauseous. Oh, and since I was
'You need to cry, let's brainstorm. I could hit you over the head with a wrench, or... [turns wrench around to reveal a knife on the other end] I could stab you in the gut with a k
'It's not a unicorn, it is a horse with a sword on it's head to guard my hopes and dreams!'
''Girl, please, if you met Jesus Hisself you'd be trying to tell him where to park his donkey'
'Hey Carla, did you hear the lottery's up to a hundred million? If I win that baby it's separate beds for me and my mum!'
'You don't understand. I didn't dump him on the Janitor because I was busy. I dumped him on him because he was working my last nerve and I wanted to smoosh his face.'

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