| Excuse he would give... | |
| I thought they were friendly barmaids... | |
| This isn't a video rental shop? | |
| I have a bad back and need a massage... | |
| I just wanted some male company... | |
| That guy told me it was an incence burner... | |
| I've been accused of something I never done! | |
| Where's that kid I was looking after? | |
| I was crossing the road and got swept into it... | |
| Your mother gave me something! | |
| I ran out of petrol... | |