| Pub-Style Description | England Player |
|---|
| Should call his son 'Chin' | |
| I'm still surprised he came out of retirement | |
| Not as good as Aaron Lennon - or his Dad | |
| Better than Heskey | |
| Calamity | |
| I hate him but we need him | |
| Good defensive midfielder but not first team material | |
| Can't play with Lampard | |
| Good at getting forward but can't tackle | |
| Better than Robert Green | |
| Useful squad player - can play on the left | |
| Was our best player in 2006 | |
| | Pub-Style Description | England Player |
|---|
| Tall | |
| I hope Ashley Cole doesn't get injured | |
| I wouldn't let him near my girlfriend | |
| Butter fingers | |
| Our main man | |
| We need him in the team so Gerrard and Lampard can get forward | |
| No caps | |
| Never scores | |
| He can run fast but can't cross | |
| Can't play with Gerrard | |
| Dodgy knees | |
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