NES Games by Bad Haiku

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HaikuTitleRelease Year (NES, North America)
Serpentine hero/Sneaks through fortress in boxes/Smoking's good for you?1988
Egger snatched Lala/So her round blue love must solve/Fifty puzzle rooms1989
Four Light Warriors/Defeat Chaos with Dark Orbs/First of fourteen (now)1990
The news must get through/Come cats, drunks or tornadoes/Stay out of the road1984
Four green heroes fight/Through New York City sewers/Health down? Eat Pizza!1989
Destroy viruses/Line up like-colored capsules/He went to med school?1990
Pretty barbaric/The dog retrieves your victims/Came with the system1984
Kuros hunts Malkil/Through forest, cave and castle/Jumping's a nightmare1987
Spiky yellow boy/Thwarts ETs plans to rule Earth/Why'd they want balloons?1991
Save with a password/Rolling up on Space Pirates/Hero's a lady!1986
Play as Lance or Bill/Eliminate Red Falcon/We all know the code1988
Orin and Cutrus/Seek jewels within eight castles/One handsome falcon1990
HaikuTitleRelease Year (NES, North America)
Huge fighting monsters/Create widespread destruction/Wait - they're just people?1986
Cyborg must defeat/Wily's eight Robot Masters/Awesome new theme song1989
Dude! Total carnage!/Isn't this The Running Man?/(But without Arnold)1990
Up to four players/Compete, but without sweating/Wii sports is better1983
Young boy saves Impa/Seeks out magic artifact/Split into three parts1987
Little Mac's story/Don't forget to use Quick Dodge/Which move chews ears off?1987
Billy and Jimmy/Avenge Marian's murder/With punches and kicks1989
Play as tank and kid/Repel mutants with missles/Let the frog go, man!1988
Belmont the whipman/Hunts bloodsucker's body parts/It's harder at night1988
Two little dragons/Imprison their enemies/They sure do love fruit1988
Brothers back a third time/With whistles, leaves and suits' help/Bad guy has kids now1990
Leporine captain/Must rescue his loyal crew/Let's croak us some toads1992

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