| Quote | Character |
| You're a smelly pirate hooker! | |
| Ahh, here we go. Heres a story of a 103-year old woman out in Chula Vista who claims to have the recipe for the worlds greatest meatloaf. | |
| Son of a bee sting! | |
| It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice! | |
| 60 percent of the time, it works every time. | |
| God no, it smells like a used diaper filled with indian food! | |
| What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no, hold on. Blackbeard's Delight. | |
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