Complete the Puns

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Can you name the phrases/words that complete these puns?

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Most of punRest of Pun# of Missing Words
A backwards poet writes ___________.1
A chicken crossing the road is ___________ in motion.1
A grenade thrown into a Kitchen in France would result in Linoleum __________ ___________.2
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get ____________.1
Time flies like an arrow; ________ flies like a banana.1
The man who fell into the upholstery machine is now fully __________.1
You might feel stuck with your debt if you can't _________ ____.2
_________: the opposite of wrinkly1
When the blue boat and the red boat collided, both crews were _____________.1
When she saw the first strands of grey hair, she just KNEW she'd ______.1
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen ___ _______.2
Everyone was upset when the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, so they gave him the ______ ___________.2
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in ___________ ___________.2
The man who fell into the glass grinding machine made a _____________ of himself.1
I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but then it _______ _______ ____ ____. 4
Most of punRest of Pun# of Missing Words
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it _____ ___.2
Trying to write with a broken pencil is ___________.1
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little __________ in his work.1
Good acupuncture is a _____ well done.1
Those who jump of Parisian bridges are ___ _________.2
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in _______. 1
A cardboard belt would be a _______ of paper.1
Two silks worms had a race. It ended ___ __ _____.3
I don't like funerals; I'm just not a _________ person.1
The bicycle couldn't make it up the hill because it was _____ _________.2
The satellite dishes' wedding ceremony wasn't that good, but the ______________ was great!1
The food at the new restaurant on the moon was pretty good, but there was no _____________.1
The cow received the award because she was out ____________ _____ ______ __________.4
I entered ten puns into a joke-writing contest hoping to make the judges laugh, but ____ ______ ____ _____ ______.5
A good pun is its own ____________.1

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