| Most of pun | Rest of Pun | # of Missing Words |
| A backwards poet writes ___________. | |
| A chicken crossing the road is ___________ in motion. | |
| A grenade thrown into a Kitchen in France would result in Linoleum __________ ___________. | |
| If you don't pay your exorcist, you get ____________. | |
| Time flies like an arrow; ________ flies like a banana. | |
| The man who fell into the upholstery machine is now fully __________. | |
| You might feel stuck with your debt if you can't _________ ____. | |
| _________: the opposite of wrinkly | |
| When the blue boat and the red boat collided, both crews were _____________. | |
| When she saw the first strands of grey hair, she just KNEW she'd ______. | |
| Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen ___ _______. | |
| Everyone was upset when the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, so they gave him the ______ ___________. | |
| Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in ___________ ___________. | |
| The man who fell into the glass grinding machine made a _____________ of himself. | |
| I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but then it _______ _______ ____ ____. | |