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| She puts on shoes with lengthy heels; I garb myself in cotton wear for the upper body. | |
| Stop communicating with me via cellular device. I wish not to speak with you one more time. | |
| I am an insect with a stinger and a yellow and black coat. | |
| I would like to coerce the being who is myself to believe, that the third planet from the sun rotates at a slow angular velocity. | |
| The male species is congregating due to the rumor of our confidence, however we shove them away unless they appear to be an elderly, wealthy, rock star. | |
| You are a high-temperatured, disorganized wreck and I am under the spell you have cast upon me. | |
| Be quiet, and put your assets and savings where your masticating device is. That is what one receives for attaining consciousness in the city of sin. | |
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| All of the romantically uninvolved women, place your hands in a direction opposing the force of gravity. | |
| I have no opinion to your thoughts, as long as they are directed towards my existence. | |
| These lanes of travel will create a feeling within you that makes you feel freshly produced. | |
| At one point in my life, I was the dictator of the entire planet. The ocean would stand upon my order. | |
| Because my sweetheart is the ruler of a nation, but that means she is just a useless piece in chess with some impressive movements. | |
| If you lack wealth, then take your inoperable tush home. | |
| From the time when you left, I have been capable of absorbing oxygen into my bloodstream. | |
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