| Haiku | Novel |
| This guy has two halves/ One of them is fairly light/ The other one's dark | |
| Another writer/ Opposite of happiness/ What more do you need? | |
| Woman chained to bed/ Don't be playing sex games kids/ No fun for this guy | |
| Can you smell circus?/ The turtle can't save you now/ Down here we all float | |
| Can't remember this/ The dog's cataracts get well/ At least I think so | |
| This guy touches things/ Catches a glimpse of future/ Averagely named | |
| Mother Abigail/ Good versus evil again/ Well there's like some plague | |
| Based on Bradbury/ Getting what you want for free/ But pay with your soul | |