| Haiku | Novel |
| Based on Bradbury/ Getting what you want for free/ But pay with your soul | |
| There are bloodsuckers/ Set in Maine like all his work/ Not that well received | |
| A poor white woman/ Did she kill her employer/ Do you really care? | |
| Seems like he can't spell/ Danger of living near road/ Sometimes they come back | |
| This car comes alive/ What more is there to say here/ It's a bit evil | |
| Telekinesis/ This troubled girl has got it/ Covered in pig's blood | |
| Mother Abigail/ Good versus evil again/ Well there's like some plague | |
| Can you smell circus?/ The turtle can't save you now/ Down here we all float | |