| Urban Dictionary definition | Team |
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| The laughing stock of Alberta | |
| Most boring NHL team, as they play the trap and only score when they can force a mistake by their opponent | |
| A fanbase that evidently has a high threshold for chronic mediocrity | |
| They started in 92, and are decent | |
| They win 1 cup in how many years? | |
| Used to be a great NHL team with a great rivalry with the Montreal Canadiens. Now sucks so much that even Habs fans are starting to cut them some slack | |
| A team that was on the verge of losing popularity and being flushed down the toilet because of struggles, but only to have that be saved by the Great One | |
| The first expansion team to win the Stanley Cup | |
| This is performed during the climax in intercourse | |
| Year after the, this team seems to be going nowhere, and while great and dedicated fans stay faithful, they always end up upset at the end of the season. | |
| The only professional sports team who's greatest accomplishments are almost winning a championship twice | |
| They never make the playoffs and should be moved to Canada | |
| There are some people who enjoy watching their team get swept, for everyone else, there's the Leafs | |
| Loses players such as Pronger because said player can't control his hormones | |
| Their name comes from the Civil War history in the state and city | |
| | Urban Dictionary definition | Team |
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| On most nights if it wasn't for the zamboni driver, ushers, peanut guy and the few hundred Canadians on vacation no one would know that there was a game being played | |
| Great regular season team, but awful once they waste all their energy beating teams such as the Islanders and Panthers | |
| I can't remember the last time they missed the playoffs | |
| Much like every other [city] sports team, every chance for a championship ends in bitter disappointment | |
| They are the first team in California to win the Stanley Cup and the first West Coast team to win it since the Victoria Cougars | |
| In 2007, they almost lost their beloved team, but their devoted fans rallied and quickly found a new owner | |
| The most storied hockey team and quite possibly sports team in history | |
| One of their many quirks is shouting [word] at the top of lungs whenever the word is used in the Star Spangled Banner at the beginning of the game | |
| The only consistently successful sports team in the state | |
| A team that the survival of hockey as one of America's 'big four' sports depends upon | |
| Model of how to NOT run a hockey franchise | |
| For some reason professional franchises in the area have a difficult time setting a precedent for winning | |
| Used to be the worst NHL franchise, but is now one of the best | |
| Team that has a record 24 straight playoff berths, but no cups | |
| NHL team that experienced an incredible amount of luck during its '06 playoff run | |
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