| Question | Answer |
| How many more days until hockey season? | |
| What was Happy looking for in the bar? | |
| Who was Happy's playing partner in the pro-am? | |
| Where was Happy supposed to be at 9pm? | |
| What did Happy do with the rake? | |
| What hockey team did he try out for? | |
| Who was Happy's playing partner at the Waterbury Open? | |
| What jacket is everyone trying to win? | |
| What does the orderly say will help Happy's grandma go to sleep? | |
| Fill in the blank:'You're gonna die ____!' | |
| Fill in the blank:'You will not make this putt...._____!' | |