| Quote | Who said it | UK or US |
| We should all be better. | |
| I didn't eat for three days so I could be lovely. | |
| Love, love, love. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. | |
| I just put my truth in you. | |
| Cadie has self-regulation issues. | |
| Those doters are just, oh-my-God, so clitoral. | |
| Hey Nips. Are they standing up? | |
| 'You don't have sex at all. You have clarinet lessons.' | |
| buddah buddah cheeeeese buddah | |
| '****, I could tell you some stories about Mini that'd surprise you...' | |