| Text from Last Night | Character | State of Area Code |
| (608): just hit that in a renault. check that off my places to get some before i die. | |
| (+39): damn, i'll never see the statue of liberty now. bastaridos. | |
| (151): it's not my fault i got off my boat, they told me it was unsinkable! if you don't shut up i'll own you too | |
| (805): apparently my grandma was a hot tamale. speaking of which, i kinda wanna get with this sea explorer... | |
| (303): wtf i lost the diamond and the woman?! **** b*tches, get money | |
| (303): stop getting on my case for the money in the oven, you're just jealous that they call me 'unsinkable' | |
| (215): i don't care if it was 'technically' cheating, he tried to knock a table onto me yesterday. i get a free pass. | |
| (805): i deserve a damn metal, you try and find another person who kept a secret like that for 80 years | |
| (212): so i know i should be pissed that i spent three years searching for a rock that some old lady's been hiding in her dresser...but it kinda taught me about life | |
| (353): they should've listened to me, bet they didn't care about the extra deck space when they were DROWNING | |