| Text from Last Night | character | Area Code Location |
| (464): beat the dark lord AGAIN, kegs on me tonight | |
| (703): don't call me a floozy, there ARE some perks to being the only girl in the family... | |
| (820): had too much mead last night, where the bloody ell is fang?! | |
| (235): aaand the ginger gets the girl. for once. | |
| (392): do you ACTUALLY want to chill or is this a homework call again? | |
| (194): wanna come over? i found a way to make the pensieve produce odd flavors of candy | |
| (507): tonks is WHAT?! ugh, our kid is gonna be a shewolf | |
| (644): can't go out tonight, in bed pining over my lost love. always. | |
| (762): my father's in prison, my mother looks like she just swallowed a lemon, and potter got the best of me again! NOT A GOOD TIME | |
| (847): i fell behind a VEIL?! screw bellatrix lestrange, witches and hos.... | |