| Quote | Episode | Person who said the quote |
|---|
| 'When I was a little girl, we found some wet cement outside and... what did we write?' | |
| 'You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?' | |
| 'I'm gonna do something bold. Some thing I've never done before for this job- TRY' | |
| 'HEY! HEY! They're lithium' | |
| Question. Which bear is best? | |
| 'When I was younger I always wanted to be an actor in commericals then I realized I had a brain.' | |
| 'you know it's true what they say. Long Island iced teas are much stronger in Canada' | |
| 'Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no | |
| | Quote | Episode | Person who said the quote |
|---|
| 'Oh, I bet you would like all the details. You skeevy little perv.' | |
| 'In the sixties, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors. In the mud and the rain. And it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.' | |
| 'Do you have powers?' | |
| 'I mean who says exactly what they're thinking? What kind of game is that?' | |
| 'Moms, primarily. Yep, soccer moms, single moms, NASCAR moms, any type of mom really.' | |
| 'It's amazing: a three ounce fetus, is calling the shots! It's so bad ass.' | |
| 'Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Jeez. When did | |
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