| Quote | Main Character's Name |
| You don't want to try things too fast. You know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast? | |
| Thousands of times. That doesn't make me sound too good, does it? | |
| Oh, my God! If you say that one more time, I'm going to break up with you! | |
| Boy scouts could have camped there. | |
| Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat | |
| How you doing? | |
| Do you want to live outside!?! Cause it's getting cold out! | |
| Now I know what it's like to be Chandler. | |
| But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly. | |
| Honey | |
| Monica couldn't tell time until she was thirteen. | |
| | Quote | Main Character's Name |
| Hey Ross. If homo sapiens were in fact 'homo sapiens', could that be why they're extinct? | |
| Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear? | |
| That is so *not* true. | |
| Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread! | |
| You know, you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a major crush on you. | |
| ... Are we still talking about sex? | |
| I KNOW!!!! | |
| We were on a break!! | |
| Are you hugging the door right now? | |
| What my pony was sick? | |
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