| Quote | Character |
| Alright, hey you've been great! See you in the cafeteria | |
| Haven't we had this conversation before? | |
| I got it - it's out! How about that, huh? Oh, boy, what a relief. | |
| Cause you only get one call. The prison call is like the king of calls. | |
| Oh, and by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular. | |
| Come on Jackie, lets go. | |
| We gotta get out of here. We want to beat the traffic. | |
| Well, maybe there's something I can do for you. | |
| Finally I will have some justice. Send them away! Send them all away! Lock them up forever! They are not human. Very bad! Very, very, very bad! | |
| What did you say?! | |
| | Quote | Character |
| He was a communist. Thick as they come. Like a big juicy steak. | |
| Criminals. | |
| He killed our daughter! He knew those envelopes were toxic! | |
| Moors | |
| For the love of God! | |
| To see who could go the longest without gratifying themselves. It was horrible, horrible! | |
| I got the last one. He kept persisting, and I said no. | |
| So bring a snack-pack. | |
| He likes it. He says he misses that more that anything. | |
| ...When an evil wind will blow through your little playworld, and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching as it all comes crumbling down. | |
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