| Hint | Answer |
| Who Lisa claims to be after drinking the water in a Duff Gardens ride | |
| The song that the DJ accidentally plays on Valentine's Day and again on President's Day | |
| Hans Moleman's age, according to his confession at an Alc-Anon meeting | |
| What a worker attempts to steal from Burns' grandfather's factory | |
| The character who receives credit for an Itchy and Scratchy episode written by Bart and Lisa | |
| What Bart thinks would have been a better title for 'Johnny Tremain' | |
| Superintendent Chalmers is trying to pick this up when Bart crashes a tractor into him | |
| Marge is arrested for not paying for this product at the Kwik-E-Mart | |
| The only celebrity who decides not to attend Krusty's comeback special | |
| The title of The Be Sharps' second album | |
| The Simpsons' new last name when they enter a witness relocation program | |
| The college nerds unplug the Simpsons' TV because they need an outlet for this machine | |
| Dean Peterson says he used to be the bass player for this band | |
| The 1976 version of this hockey team is part of the Jury of the Damned | |
| Homer can't come to the ballet with Marge because he is trapped in two of these | |
| What Milhouse gets shaved into the back of his head during a sugar bender | |
| When Homer tries to 'think unsexy thoughts,' he imagines Barney in a bikini singing this TV theme song | |
| Capital City's nickname | |
| The owner of the pair of glasses that Homer finds in the toilet | |
| The name Homer gives to the gambling monster that has enslaved Marge | |
| The embarassing item stolen from Bart by the Springfield Cat Burglar | |
| Field trip destination enjoyed only by Martin and Principal Skinner | |
| Homer prank calls the president in hopes of getting some of this | |
| Bart swear to Rod and Todd that there's no sugar in this product | |
| In a deleted scene, Burns unleashes a robotic version of this celebrity on Homer | |