| Quote | Castaway | Season |
| 'What?! I'm just lying here. You know, in the hammock.' | |
| 'I've got the $1 million check written down already.' | |
| 'Blindsided, NICE! Now THAT'S how you vote someone off!' | |
| 'We'll chop them off like poop.' | |
| 'It's just a ***ing stick!' | |
| 'Who is this jack***?' | |
| '2 seconds with Stephenie, I throw up, 2 seconds with Jamie, I need to punch him in the mouth.' | |
| 'they must have eaten a steroid sandwich' | |
| 'Any 37 year old man who thinks he's a dragon slayer belongs in a mental institution' | |
| 'She screwed with my chickens.' | |
| 'I think I found my little crack!' | |