| Question | Answer | Wrestler |
| a) NASCAR driver or b) Auto mechanic? | |
| a) Crazy New Zealanders or b) Crazy Brazilians? | |
| a) Circus acrobats or b) Circus freaks? | |
| a) Amnesia-affected wrestler who thinks he's a sailor or b) Amnesia-affected wrestler who thinks he's the President? | |
| a) Evil Finnish environmentalist or b) Evil Swedish industrialist? | |
| a) Centaur or b) Minotaur? | |
| a) Bullfighter or b) Dogfighter? | |
| a) 'Punjabi Playboy' or b) 'Pittsburgh Playgirl'? | |
| a) Wrestlers dressed as penises or b) Wrestlers dressed as ears? | |
| a) 'The Fat Dude Thriller' or b) 'The Fat Chick Thriller'? | |
| a) One-legged wrestler or b) One-armed wrestler? | |
| a) De-thawed caveman or b) Time travelers from 2002? | |
| a) Wrestling choir boys or b) Wrestling nuns? | |
| a) Evil Fairy or b) Evil Leprechaun? | |
| a) Laser tag enthusiast or b) Paintball enthusiast? | |
| a) Hindu Monk or b) Christian Monk? | |
| a) Religious zealot or b) Cross-burning athiest? | |
| a) Circus acrobats or b) Circus freaks? | |
| a) Evil Fairy or b) Evil Leprechaun? | |
| a) Buddy Holly impersonator or b) Elvis impersonator? | |
| a) Censorship encouragers or b) Cowbell encouragers? | |
| a) Dominatrix or b) Sexual surrogate? | |
| a) 'The Fat Dude Thriller' or b) 'The Fat Chick Thriller'? | |
| a) 'Punjabi Playboy' or b) 'Pittsburgh Playgirl'? | |
| a) Evil newscaster or b) Late night talk show host? | |
| a) Carnie or b) Bus driver? | |
| a) Bullfighter or b) Dogfighter? | |
| a) Centaur or b) Minotaur? | |
| a) Revenge-seeking prison inmate or b) Revenge-seeking drug dealer? | |
| a) NASCAR driver or b) Auto mechanic? | |
| a) Wrestler with ADD or b) Stutterer? | |
| a) One-legged wrestler or b) One-armed wrestler? | |
| a) Laser tag enthusiast or b) Paintball enthusiast? | |
| a) Amnesia-affected wrestler who thinks he's a sailor or b) Amnesia-affected wrestler who thinks he's the President? | |
| a) Wrestlers dressed as penises or b) Wrestlers dressed as ears? | |
| a) Human shark or b) Human squid? | |
| a) '40s Bluesman or b) '80s Heavy Metal superstar? | |
| a) Woman with no ear b) Woman with obstructive facial blemish? | |
| a) Queen of the trailer park or b) Queen of England? | |
| a) Crazy New Zealanders or b) Crazy Brazilians? | |
| a) 'The Grimacing Man' or b) 'The Laughing Man'? | |
| a) De-thawed caveman or b) Time travelers from 2002? | |
| a) KISS Roadie or b) KISS Demon? | |
| a) Wrestling choir boys or b) Wrestling nuns? | |
| a) Evil Finnish environmentalist or b) Evil Swedish industrialist? | |