| Storyline | Real or fake? | Involved wrestlers |
|---|
| The leader of a cult kidnapped me and crucified me. | |
| You're against whale hunting and I hate you. I know, I'll finance some whalers! | |
| You stole my computer then shot it 17 times. | |
| There is a wrestler who is a mindless savage, and I want to help him. I think I'll teach him how to bowl. | |
| I'm a wrestler on a losing streak, but my manager taught me to embrace African American culture. Did I mention that I'm white? | |
| Americans don't care about the environment. If only they cared like they do in my native Finland. | |
| My faction is made of white guys. Yours is made of Puerto Ricans. I know! Let's have a gang war! | |
| You stole my yacht and gave it to the poor. | |
| My pregnant 77-year-old girlfriend gave birth to a hand... What? | |
| I'm against all the edgy content, so I'm now a born-again Christian... No wait it's a set-up. I'm returning to my old character. | |
| I hate you, so I'm going to crush your beloved pet, then eat him. | |
| You defeated my hero, now he has to hide in a trailer park dressed in drag. I must find him and help restore him to his former glory. | |
| I'm a wrestler with a foot fetish. Sounds fun. | |
| You beat me while I was in prison. Now I'm back for revenge. | |
| I asked for a pastrami on rye, not roast beef! You and me, let's fight. | |
| You hypnotized my family, now they are trying to kill me. | |
| For no real reason, I'm going to hire some guy to imitate a popular wrestler. When the real one returns, lets have them fght! | |
| I was forced to fight a match where my manager would be encased in concrete if I lost. I won, but I poured the concrete on him anyway. | |
| You sold me some drugs that sent me on a bad trip. | |
| I hate my latino heritage. Now I'm going to dress as a golf-loving white guy. | |
| Americans don't care about the environment. If only they cared like they do in my native Finland. | |
| You made me kiss your foot, giving me tooth problems. Now I'm sending my evil dentist after you! | |
| I am an evil manager, and I am going to introduce my latest acquisition: An evil santa! | |
| The leader of a cult kidnapped me and crucified me. | |
| I'm against all the edgy content, so I'm now a born-again Christian... No wait it's a set-up. I'm returning to my old character. | |
| My faction is made of white guys. Yours is made of Puerto Ricans. I know! Let's have a gang war! | |
| You hate my mask, so you kidnapped me and tortured me for several weeks. | |
| I'm a wrestler on a losing streak, but my manager taught me to embrace African American culture. Did I mention that I'm white? | |
| I hate you, so I'm going to crush your beloved pet, then eat him. | |
| I'm WWE Champion, yet I just lost to Kevin Federline. That's not good. | |
| I dressed up in drag and won the women's title. I rock! | |
| I was forced to fight a match where my manager would be encased in concrete if I lost. I won, but I poured the concrete on him anyway. | |
| For no real reason, I'm going to hire some guy to imitate a popular wrestler. When the real one returns, lets have them fght! | |
| I'm a wrestler with a foot fetish. Sounds fun. | |
| You beat me while I was in prison. Now I'm back for revenge. | |
| I hate my latino heritage. Now I'm going to dress as a golf-loving white guy. | |
| My pregnant 77-year-old girlfriend gave birth to a hand... What? | |
| A beloved wrestler just died. I think I'll say that he's in hell now. | |
| There is a wrestler who is a mindless savage, and I want to help him. I think I'll teach him how to bowl. | |
| I hate you, you hate me. Let's have a 'Loser Gets Diapered' match. | |
| I starred in a movie. Now the actor who played my opponent in said movie wants a match with me. | |
| For my birthday, you bought me an Acura instead of a Ferrari. I hate Acuras! | |
| You stole my yacht and gave it to the poor. | |
| You told everyone I have a tail. Them's fightin' words! | |
| You're against whale hunting and I hate you. I know, I'll finance some whalers! | |
| I asked for a pastrami on rye, not roast beef! You and me, let's fight. | |
| You sold me some drugs that sent me on a bad trip. | |
| You stole my computer then shot it 17 times. | |
| You edited my wikipedia article and wrote bad things about me. | |
| You invaded my house and painted it pink. I hate pink! | |
| You testified against me in a trial. Now I'm out of jail and out for revenge, and on national television seems like the best place to do so. | |
| My boyfriend cheated on me with another man. I'll take 'em both, I'm hardcore! | |
| Some jerk stole my passport, now I can't get back into the United States. I must find the person responsible! | |
| We both love the same person. Let's tie her to the top of a pole and the winner gets to marry her. | |
| You hypnotized my family, now they are trying to kill me. | |
| You defeated my hero, now he has to hide in a trailer park dressed in drag. I must find him and help restore him to his former glory. | |
| I want to have a sex change operation, and I want my opponent to finance it. | |
| You were supposed to look after my pet goldfish, now he's dead! Let's have a 'loser pretends to be a goldfish' match! | |
| My husband is addicted to drugs. To scare him straight, I'll take 100 pills. That'll work. | |
| You, the television writer, tried to name me 'Chilly McFreeze'. You are a bad person, so I'm out for revenge. | |
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