| Question/Clue | Answer |
| At the beginning of the episode, the Simpson family is getting a visit from 'Stern Lecture _____.' | |
| As Homer drives to work, he tries to beat traffic by listening to a radio report by what character? | |
| When he gets to work, he finds that what two characters have better parking spots than him? | |
| Homer goes to his work station, but what object breaks on him? | |
| 'I'm... going outside. To... _____... Lenny and Carl... D'oh!' | |
| To follow them, he puts a paint can on their car. What colour is the paint? | |
| He follows them to some sort of strange meeting, which he intrudes into, and is thrown out by what character? | |
| What is the group called? | |
| And what real-life organization are they based on | |
| 'So one of those _____ Council creeps got to you too, huh?' | |
| When Homer was young, kids formed a club to exclude him called what? | |
| Homer discovers that Grampa is a member of the group, what other groups is Grampa a member of? (Give one) | |
| Number one is the leader of the Springfield chapter of the group. Who voices him? | |
| It is revealed that Lenny and Carl outrank what character? | |
| The first challenge Homer must face as part of his initiation test is _____. | |
| | Question/Clue | Answer |
| 'And now, the final ordeal: the Paddling of the _____ @ss... With paddles.' | |
| 'You have joined the Sacred Order [...] who, since ancient times, have split the rocks of ignorance that obscure the light of knowledge and truth. Now let's all get drunk and play | |
| 911 is not the real number to call in the emergencies. What is the real number? | |
| 'Homer, a man who called himself _____ just invited you to a secret wink-wink at the you-know-what.' | |
| 'Who leaves the Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the _____ under wraps? We do! We do. | |
| To celebrate the 1500th anniversary of the society, what do they eat? | |
| Needing a bib, Homer uses the hallowed _____. | |
| Homer is banned from the society, but it is discovered that he is _____. | |
| 'Now to the top of Mount Springfield for the coronation! Remove the Shone of Shame. Attach the Stone of _____!' | |
| 'I've always wondered if there was a _____. And now I know there is, and it's me.' | |
| Who says to Lisa 'The Grand Exulted Leader requests a moment of your time'? | |
| Homer decides to take the group in a positive direction, by starting what? | |
| The group dislikes this change, and decides to kill Homer, first consulting the world council, which consists of what real-life figures? (name one) | |
| They decide to form a new society, and take over what kind of business? | |
| In his depression, Homer goes back to the society, and tries to do a battle re-enactment using what? | |
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