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| You hear it Sting? Sting, my greatest opponent, Sting, it's your last chance, your last chance... To be the man, you gotta beat the man... And Sting, I'M... THE... MAN!!! | |
| From the time your crappy music hits, Well, it's the Big Slow! And every single fan stops, pauses, and takes a look, and they all say this: I'm going to take a leak, This guy sucks | |
| Randy Savage, DDTing you was fine. But the best feeling I've ever had in my life was when I grabbed a hold of your woman's hair and jerked her up off her knees, that was good. | |
| You promise to make your return at Judgment Day? I advise against it. Remember right now, I have your blood on my hands. At Judgment Day, if you come back, I'll have your life! | |
| I MUST beat The Rock to be the WWF Champion once again and there is no other way. There can be only one. There can be only one WWF Champion. And that will be, Rock, _______. | |
| I give you Ric Flair my word on this: I’m gonna give you all I’ve got as a man. And win lose or draw, I’m gonna respect myself in the morning and you’re gonna respect me. | |
| Wait a second Rock, you're forgetting half of the family. I mean, look what's standing in the ring right now, you've got a manbeast and a hosebeast. | |
| The man that can buy anything .. BUT the American Dream. BUT the American way of life that lives in his heart. So Ted Dibiase, I'm getting bad, baby, and I'm comin' for ya! | |
| I did the right thing Tommy, why'd you let 'em beat me up?! Tommy, why'd you let that drunk beat me up? I did the right thing Tommy! You let that drunk beat me up Tommy? | |
| Japan, Number One! Forever! Forever! And Ever! Forever! Forever! ... Forever! Forever! Forever! Forever! Forever! Saiyanora! Goodbye, I love you! | |
| Just when they think they got the answers, I change the questions. | |
| With God as my witness, he is broken in half! | |
| I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I’m still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass! | |
| Listen to me, you little bastard. I was spilling blood on six continents while you were still latched onto your mother’s breast! | |
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| You know what JBL? Last night, I had an epiphany too... now I can't spell it... but, I had an epiphany too. | |
| Christian! His parents had nine months to to think of a name, and the best they came up with was Christian!? My parents had nine months and they didn't call me Jew! | |
| I beat Russians and Iranians a lot tougher than Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron freakin' Sheik | |
| It takes a real son of a bitch to be successful in this business. So from one son of a bitch to another, allow me to introduce to you, the new GM of Raw. His name is Eric Bischoff! | |
| I wish both of you guys best wishes. I hope one of you kills the other, because whoever comes out on top: god-damn you're looking at the next champion right here. | |
| This Fruity Pebble that you are dealing with... I’m not the average jabroni. I’m like a big purple pinwheel so go ahead and blow me. | |
| And the fact that you even let your children look up to a guy like Jeff Hardy, just shows that you really don't care what happens to them to begin with. It's a sad situation. | |
| I was never so impressed with anything I've ever seen in all my life! He went out there for over sixty minutes, never took a bad step! That's why he is the real world's champion! | |
| Hey JBL, on a personal note, from all of us just to you... the only reason you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn’t want to work Tuesdays! | |
| Well you know what? Nice guys always finish last! Well, Kurt, next week, and then again at Lockdown, look into my eyes when I tell you, that thank God, I'm an a$$hole! | |
| Oh wow, Mr Sarcasm yeah. I don't care if you've got twenty-three wrestlers around the outside, it doesn't even matter no. I am ready and I will not let this opportunity slip by. | |
| Vince, I don't care what you do, if you bury it, you burn it or you put it on yourself but, you will not make me dress up like a horses ass, EVER! Are we understood? ARE WE!? | |
| I looked at myself in the mirror the next day and I saw a pathetic figure that gave up and quit! And for that, I owe you, the wrestling fans, I owe these guys an apology. | |
| When you finally admitted the truth and superkicked me in the face, you got cheered more than ever. And when I pointed out your fabrication of the truth, suddenly I got booed! | |
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