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| As far as I'm concerned, all this crap in this ring represents these fans out here. | |
| I’m gonna show everyone here exactly what a true superstar is supposed to do, what a true superstar is supposed to be. Because no-one here can hold be back. | |
| Wrestling's a dirty word to you, isn't it Vince? Your father built a wrestling company and you had to have 'sports entertainment.' | |
| I'm gonna tell you all, with a tear in my eye, this is the greatest moment of my life. | |
| My name is _____ and I have no right to be here... At least, that's what they told me six years ago when I started. | |
| You'll be the one that grovels for the money. And how appropriate that the money you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed. Wallowing in the muck of Avarice. | |
| In the classroom the teach says 'okay class, what is 2+2, do you know Booker?' You say 'yeah I know the answer to 2+2... Thomas Jefferson sucka!!!' | |
| What's wrong, huh? You wanna come out here like a big shot, waddaya want? You want some coconuts? Here, I got some coconuts. | |
| Then I saw my saving grace. You see, Tommy, I looked out in that audience, my adoring crowd, and I saw two simple words that changed my life. 'Cane Dewey.' | |
| I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate this idea that you're the best. | |
| When I actually take that lousy stinking hyena Stone Cold Steve Austin and beat him to a bloody pulp, you fans somehow find it in your hearts to abandon me and cheer for him. | |
| You know The Crock just came from the bathroom, and whew... you should have smelled what the Rock was cookin'. | |
| The first thing I want to be done, is to get that piece of crap out of my ring. Don't just get him out the ring, get him out the WWF! | |
| I'm a Jedi knight, I was a stunt double for Anakin. I fight with my lightsabre, his is for back-door shenanigans. | |
| Oh, what a goof! You know, I get acused of getting racked in the head a few times... My god, I almost forgot the fourth horseman! | |
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| What was once a captivating, trend-setting program has now deteriorated into a cliched, let's be honest, boring snooze-best that is in dire need of a knight in shining armor! | |
| But I'm not good enough to call Backlash because I'm not a 'sports entertainment storyteller.' Well, you know what, I am sick of 'sports entertainment.' | |
| Wait, I've got it! The one thing that would make a gutless son of a bitch like Bob Armstrong mad enough to fight. Here it is: Your mistress is a wh@re! | |
| I am the lord and master of the ring, and you're going to find that out, one athlete to another, right now! You can't be with me, no, history beckons! | |
| You suck! You, I hate your guts. I hate your guts. You are a liar, you're a cheat, you're a scam, you are a no good son of a bitch! Fire me? I'm already fired! Fire me! | |
| Ooh yay! Hooray! He said Toronto! Woo! Yay! That’s where we live! We live in Toronto, yay! | |
| YES! YES! YES! YES! He did it! I told you, Monsoon! I told you, I told you! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! I told you! | |
| Do you know what happened to me when I knocked one of your boys out? Knocked his fat ass out? You know what happened to me? Nothing. | |
| Why don't you put your false teeth in backwards and eat yourself to death? Ahahahahahaha | |
| I'm gonna miss that reaction when I hear my music and I come out on the ramp. It's like a shot of adrenaline straight to the heart from you guys and it's amazing. | |
| The easy way is to learn to be flexible - to learn to adapt. Adaptation is a key of life as well as in business. That's the easy way. | |
| We have set out to change the face of professional wrestling. So, tonight, let the new era begin! The era of the sport of professional wrestling. The era of the ECW! | |
| All you've done to people is mislead them and let them think I'm having the time of my goddamned life when I'm in pain! Don't you look at me with that smug look. You make me sick! | |
| While you crown a King of the Ring, the leader of the new revolution ascends to his throne. I'm gonna rape, pillage, and plunder this entire federation! | |
| That's what I see in you, Brock, I see nothing but a big fat face of hatred when I look at you, essa vato. I see nothing but my next obstacle, holmes. | |
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