| Question/Clue | Answer |
| At the beginning of the episode, the family watches the Miss American Girl Pageant, who is the host? | |
| This actress' perfume sponsors the Miss American Girl Pageant | |
| Near the beginning of the episode, Maggie plays a part of a song from what famous ballet? | |
| Marge decides to audition for a role in a musical version of what famous play? | |
| What is the musical called? | |
| Who is the director of the musical? | |
| He is voiced by _____. | |
| Homer says 'Bart, don't ask stupid questions. Is there any _____?' | |
| 'My name is Otto and I'm playing _____.' | |
| Who plays Mitch? | |
| Who plays Stella? | |
| Marge places Maggie in the '_____ School for Tots' | |
| | Question/Clue | Answer |
| The owner of the school confiscates what item of Maggie's? | |
| 'We have a place for babies like you, _____!' | |
| As it turns out, Homer needs Marge's help opening what? | |
| Marge says 'There's nothing about _____ in the play. Oh wait, there is.' | |
| Maggie's antics at the nursery parody what film? | |
| What kind of doll does Maggie use during her escape? | |
| When Homer goes to collect Maggie, he finds the babies sitting around a scene that parodies what film? | |
| 'New Orleans! Home of _____, drunks and ****s.' | |
| Who does Marge kiss in a scene during the musical? | |
| Ned sings 'Stella! STELLLAAAA! Can't you hear me YELLA! You're puttin' me through _____! Stella.... STELLLAAAA!' | |
| The musical includes the line 'Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindess of _____.' | |
| After the musical, who pretends to be Blanche Dubois? | |
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