| Lyric | Episode referenced |
| Ullman shorts | |
| Christmas show | |
| Marge's fling | |
| Homer's bro | |
| Bart in well | |
| Flanders fails | |
| Whacking snakes | |
| Monorail! | |
| Mr. Plow | |
| Homer space | |
| Sideshow Bob steps on rakes | |
| Lisa's future | |
| Selma's hubby | |
| Marge not proud | |
| | Lyric | Episode referenced |
| Homer chubby | |
| Homer worries Bart is gay | |
| Poochie | |
| U2 | |
| NRA | |
| Hippies | |
| Vegas | |
| and Japan | |
| Octuplets | |
| and Bart's boy band | |
| Marge murmers, Maude croaks | |
| Lisa Buddhist | |
| Homer tokes | |
| Maggie blows Burns away | |
| Homer's bro was in this episode, but it's not the right one | |
| Bob does step on a rake in this episode, but it's not the right one | |
| Selma marries quite a bit, but there is a specific episode | |
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