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| She may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, | |
| Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, | |
| Hell, no. I did not leave | |
| Are they not suppose to be let out | |
| And that's how | |
| I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a | |
| Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a | |
| Cause she's a life ruiner, | |
| I have really bad | |
| One time she punched me in the face,,, | |
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| And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs, | |
| I'm not like a regular mom, | |
| I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she'll be like, | |
| You smell like a | |
| Ron, come quick! They've gone wild! | |
| Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, | |
| This is the fertility vase of the Ndebele tribe, | |
| But you love Lady | |
| How many of you have ever felt personally victimized | |
| And she made this T-shirt that says 'I heart Aaron' | |
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