Taylor: You don't have to yell, Luke. Luke: You _____

Luke: So she drove it _____ all the way from her house?

Lorelai: Your imaginary attacker has a knife *and* a gun? Kirk: And _____

Lorelai: Oh that is not true. Plenty happens here. Rory: Like what? Lorelai: Like, _____

Emily: How you conduct yourself socially is as important as how you conduct yourself academically. Rory: I promise it was very proper. Lorelai: Yes mom _____

Brian: He was alive before man walked on the moon. Zach: Don't do that, man _____

Bruce: Every second, Davey's brain is hard wiring for life, baby talk can retard list language acquisition rate, is that what you want? Lorelai: Definitely not, _____

Emily: It's time for a toast Lorelai: _____ Richard: Here we go... the Rory flask, and the fun flask.

Lorelai: _____ Catherine Zeta-Jones or the weird looking Hilton sister?

Lorelai: Twenty-three is old. It's almost twenty-five, which is, like, ______

Lorelai Gilmore: Jason, this is my daughter, Rory. Rory, Jason. Rory Gilmore: Right, _________

Luke: I didn't kick you out, you got yourself kicked out. Jess: Nice spin, _____

Jess: I don't know, he had a certain something. Luke: _____ Jess: That sounds right.

Richard: Lorelai, have you been there the whole time? Lorelai: Yes. Richard: _____

Lorelai: Kirk, that doesn't make any sense. Kirk: Must mean they're on to us and _____

Jason: There was a real bad time in my family when we had someone die about once a month. Yeah, for about a year _____

Rory: It was interesting, you know. We sat on the beach, went to a club, watched the Power of Myths, Paris and I kissed... Lorelai: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop. _____

Lorelai: None of the plants I had ever needed light. Jason: Any of em lived? Lorelai: _____

Richard: Well, the girls don't know the big news about Jason and me. Lorelai: _____

Rory: FIRE! Lorelai: What? Rory: Nothing, _____

Lorelai: Oh I cant stop drinking the coffee, I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and walking and _____

Luke: What are you doing? Lorelai: I need coffee. Luke: It's 5 in the morning, make coffee at your own house. Lorelai: _____

Liz Danes: I don't want to screw up this marriage, even more than I want some pot! _____

Lorelai: Tom, I'm lovin' you like a $2 ****. Tom: Terrific. _____