Lorelai: And then, he kissed me and ...

Lorelai: We cannot have this mouse running around the inn, customers will freak! Michel: Tell them it's a baby, people love babies, ...

Kirk: By the way, I think you might be the prettiest girl I've ever seen...

Luke: You and I have to have a little talk. Jess: Hey, ... I gotta go call Eddie and Lumpy and tell them I'm gonna be late.

Dwight: Hey, it's Dwight. Leave me a message...

Gypsy: No, but he was carrying it in a canvas bag with a big dollar sign on it. Luke: ...

Andrew: ... Lorelai: There it is, our new town slogan.

Luke: Get out Taylor. Taylor: Why? Luke: ...

Jess: Hi. Rory: Hey. Jess: Hi. Lorelai: Hi. Jess: Hi. Luke: Hi. Rory: ...

Lorelai: Rory what are we if not the world's champion eaters? Rory:...

Lorelai: P-i-n-k. Pick a number. Sookie: Five. Lorelai: You will marry Shaun Cassidy and cheat with David. Sookie: ...

Rory: You can't throw out Hug-a-World. Lorelai: I'm not throwing out Hug-a-World, ...

Lorelai: And the second thing is you need to tell me why you're sitting like that. Sherry Tinsdale: Maureen told me that Howard Stern said ... it makes the baby come out faster.

Lorelai: Hmm, 10 minutes. Yup, pretty much ... And that included getting dressed and freshing my lipstick.

Lorelai: There are more salads. Rory: Three more salads. Lorelai: Three more salads? ...

It's the alarm clock. I had a dream once that you set eighteen alarm clocks to get me up. ...

Fran Westin: Would you like butter cream or whip cream frosting on that? Rory: Can you do both? Fran Westin:...

Zack: You need to move back more. Brian: Why? Zack: Because...

Lorelai: So, not only did you GO to a cop raided party, but ...

Rory: Louise, ... Louise: Hopefully the pearls I get when she kicks.