Lorelai: Please, Luke. Please, please, please! Luke Danes: '...' Lorelai: None. Luke Danes: Plus?

Rory: Well, what would have called me if they thought I looked like a slut? Lorelai: Well, they might have...

Lorelai: What's with the hat? Rory: Grandma gave it to me. Lorelai: ' ...'

Lorelai: Honey, you once told me you loved ... What could be more humiliating than that?

Lorelai: Where does your mom think you are? Lane Kim: Oh, on a park bench, contemplating ...

Lorelai: Stop saying ... like that. Rory: Like what? Lorelai: Like there should be something after it.

Lorelai: Hey, do you wanna talk? I'm not Rory, but ...

Rory: You just want to hold a grudge. Lorelai: Yes....

Lorelai: Hey, you will not stand there singing ... songs to me. This is not a pattern ok? I'm not doing what I always do. This is not the same.

Lorelai:I mean, I could take all the classes in the world, they're still not gonna give me what I already have. Rory: ... Lorelai: Yes... Am I sounding completely crazy?

Lorelai: Yes, but see, the clock stops ringing once I throw it against the wall, giving me ample time to fall back to sleep; you, however, never stop yapping ..., thus ensuring the

Lorelai: How about curtains? Luke: No! Lorelai: Manly curtains? Luke: ... Lorelai: What did you call me?

Rachel: Hey, how's it going? Lorelai: ...

Rory: Henry VIII started a new church when the old one wouldn't allow divorce. Paris: He also ... Is he still your role model?

Mrs. Kim: Then why you here? ...

Dean: Clara? What's the matter? Clara: ...