| Quote | Movie |
| Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples | |
| What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? | |
| I love sports. In fact, I even lost my virginity on a baseball diamond...Yeah, a couple of the older kids pushed me down and... it was not pretty | |
| In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it... *in a book* | |
| What about Brett Fav-ruh? | |
| Attention campers. Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it. | |
| Well, you screwed a SCUBA instructor on our honeymoon. What kinda cold-hearted bitch will do that to someone they love. I have to be an idiot to take you back | |
| In Bay City, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine | |
| You make my pee-pee maker t-t-tingle | |
| North wins, Slavery is bad, Sorry... Don't want to burst your bubble but South you guys get Allman Brothers...And Nascar | |