| Stereotype | State |
|---|
| Flat land. An erection has more elevation than we do. | |
| So easy to spell, but hard at the same time | |
| Everything is bigger here....except IQ numbers. Number 43 was a prime example. | |
| Sports fans hate our big 4 teams because they are so sucessful. Well 3 out of 4 anyways. | |
| 'I'll be back.....to campaign for another term.' | |
| Apparently we can't vote, and only old people live here. | |
| Two words. Napoleon. Dynamite. | |
| If you want to see half naked women (in public) once a year, then come here! | |
| Today's forecast......rain. Again. FML. | |
| We were pretty obscure until some woman claimed she can see Russia from here. | |
| People only think about me when it comes to hockey, unemployment, or 8 mile. | |
| Cheese. | |
| Redneck? We're the birthplace of Wal-mart! Can't get much more redneck than that! | |
| We love peaches, and apparently the Devil came here for a soul to steal. | |
| We got Las Vegas and....uh....get back to you on the rest. | |
| NASCAR. | |
| We have some horse race once a year in May, then fade back into obscurity. | |
| | Stereotype | State |
|---|
| Ha. Ha. Ha. Only people who practice abstinence live here. Like we haven't heard that before. | |
| No, that girl on the Disney Channel is not from here. | |
| Yes, we are a state. So, the guy in office IS allowed to be there. | |
| Our top college's mascot was often a victim in early NES games. | |
| We got some moutains...the Jazz....and...yeah. | |
| We get really high here! Well...that's what happens when your elevation is a mile long. | |
| Want to find hell on Earth? Visit here during the summer. Or, even the winter. | |
| Home of the arch! No, not McDonald's...... | |
| Road rage? We never have it. Ok...maybe a little bit. | |
| Where the men are required to have spiked hair, and tan more than the women they claim to get. | |
| No, incest is not practiced here. Now, excuse me while I oogle my 3rd cousin twice removed. | |
| OOOOHHH where the wind goes sweeping down the pllllaaaaiiinnnn | |
| Our taxes went to some babe in Argentina. Gotta love the government. | |
| No, we are not a country. We may share a border with them, but we are NOT them. | |
| We elected a wrestler for governor, and a comedian to senator. You think California has it bad? | |
| ELVIS is still alive to me, dammit! | |
| Nobody gives a damn about us until a certain Lynyrd Skynrd song comes on. | |
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