| Quote | Person |
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| ''Why yes, you are correct I did commit a foot fault. Therefore, I will not wish you bodily harm with this very tennis ball.'' | |
| ''You guys ask the best questions ever. Please ask more, I could never get tired of them!'' | |
| ''You play to lose the game!'' | |
| ''I love getting outrebounded. Seriously.'' | |
| ''The next time I see you, I'll just invite you for a cup of tea, and not harm you at all!'' | |
| ''Practice? Oh man, I love practice we can talk about it all day! It's such an excellent way to lead teammates by example!'' | |
| ''Tony Romo is such a loser. I didn't even know he was on my team. Please criticize him all you want, it's definitely justified.'' | |
| ''Kobe was my favorite teammate. I'd never ask him the flavor of my body parts' | |
| ''Game faces? Nah, never heard of them. I won't even waste the time of attempting to make one on this stage.'' | |
| | Quote | Person |
|---|
| ''Sure, you can call me Chris instead of Jim. I don't mind.'' | |
| ''The Bears?! Man, we have absolutely no clue who they are. I guess they are going to have to stay on that hook up there.'' | |
| ''Steroids? Hell yeah, I took them! Honestly!'' | |
| ''That was the best performance I've ever seen. Playoffs? Not only will we make them, but we are going to win the next game!'' | |
| ''You are without a doubt the most unattractive sideline reporter I've seen. Because of this, I will not make unwarranted sexual advances towards you. And yes, I am totally sober.' | |
| ''I'm 14! I'm only a child! Please leave me alone. However, I do love the newspaper, it's very accurate.'' | |
| ''Lennox Lewis is a wonderful boxer. I wish him, and his children a happy and fulfilling future!'' | |
| ''I am the worst of all time. I'm slow like a snail, and weigh like a dump truck.'' | |
| ''You definitely made the right call. I can tell by the seriousness of your tone.'' | |
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