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| Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over... | |
| I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster... | |
| It's just a... | |
| Well, she turned me into a... | |
| One, two, ... | |
| Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart... | |
| On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is... | |
| Are you suggesting coconuts... | |
| What do you mean? An African... | |
| We are the knights... | |
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| We are now the knights who say... | |
| Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... | |
| Well, the thing is, I thought your son... | |
| Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll... | |
| There are some who call me... | |
| I want to... | |
| You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... | |
| No, i am Zoot's identical twin sister, ... | |
| O knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a... | |
| Firstly you must find... | |
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