| Quote | Character | Episode |
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| Excuse me, have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car? | |
| Your second week, I had to cover for you, pretend I was a medic because you were hung over and unreachable. | |
| Aliens!? In Cardiff!? | |
| By day, you're chasing the scum of the universe, come midnight you're the wedding fairy. | |
| I hate the countryside. It's dirty, it's unhygienic. And what is that smell? | |
| If she's anti-terriorism I wouldnt mind being uncle terrorism | |
| Once, just once, I’d like to walk into one of these tents and find it’s a party, with food, and drink, and dancing; a girl crying in the corner. | |
| With eyes like those, you can call me Vera | |
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