| Quote | Who said it? | Episode |
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| CSI Cardiff, I'd like to see that. They'd be measuring the velocity of a kebab! | |
| Need me to do any attacking sir? | |
| Found him. Flanagan, Thomas Erasmus. 74 Bryneiron Terrace, Butetown. He's in the phone book. | |
| We're a secret organization hunting alien technology from an underground base, and you want a rota for who drives. | |
| I blame it on magic mushrooms. | |
| I hate the countryside. It's dirty, it's unhygienic. And what is that smell? | |
| They ate eyeballs, they drank blood, they had sex with animals, but they did not pluck out each others' hearts, because obviously, that would have been weird. | |
| Think about it, lots of things you can do with a stopwatch. | |
| Marvellous. Thank you for that Disney moment. | |
| Of course, bananas are far more interesting. | |
| You shouldn't have. No, really, you shouldn't. I hate grapes. | |
| It's not my name. It's his. I took his. But I didn't realise he was... so hot. | |
| Under any other circumstances, an exuberant Roman soldier would be my idea of a perfect morning. | |
| Blowfish! | |
| Moblies, landlines, tin cans with bits of string - everything, absolutely everything. No phones, phones all broken. Hello? Anyone there? No! Coz the phones aren't working! | |
| Got any more of those pretty boys in the freezer? | |
| | Quote | Who said it? | Episode |
|---|
| Who can you trust to transport your goods? Harwoods! You won't be sorry with a Harwoods lorry! | |
| Just what I need, a rodent watching me while I work. I think I'll call it Owen. | |
| Oh you are warped on the inside. How do you think of these things? | |
| I have searched for the phrase 'I shall walk the Earth and my hunger will know no bounds,' but I keep getting redirected to Weight Watchers | |
| Skinny guy in tight jeans runs into water? I was taking pictures! | |
| That's what I love about Torchwood. By day, you're chasing the scum of the universe, come midnight you're the wedding fairy. | |
| Ianto, you're with me. I need your local knowledge. | |
| Always room for one more. We could have used an hour ago for naked hide-and-seek. | |
| Nobody. I don't exist... and for a man of my charisma, that's quite an achievement. | |
| Honestly, it's just sex, sex, sex, with you people. | |
| Congratulations. Is now a good time to tell you I lost the car? | |
| If she's anti-terrorist, I would not mind being Uncle Terrorist. | |
| Bloody beans. | |
| And I take it back, alright? I take it all back, but not him! | |
| You said it yourself: the world is going to hell any second. Before it does, give us a moment of grace. | |
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