| Misheard lyrics | Actual lyrics | Song, Artist |
| I'm the son of Rachel dove, the Jesus of disturbia | |
| If there's a rustle in your hedgehog, don't be alarmed now | |
| I've got the magic baby! | |
| Don't hear the creeper | |
| There's a bathroom on the right | |
| Do the cranky egg! | |
| I've seen pyres and I've seen pain | |
| Don't you drown the queen of demons boy, she'll eat you if she's able | |
| Cause after all, you're my rubber ball | |
| People grilling', people fryin', children hurt and you see them flyin' | |
| | Misheard lyrics | Actual lyrics | Song, Artist |
| She's got a cricket to hide | |
| Do you remember when we first lit that ember | |
| What's my page again? | |
| At first I was spayed, I was horrified | |
| Another one fights the lust | |
| I've got trolls but I'm not a troller | |
| Sweet dome panorama | |
| I discovered that my hassles stand, upon millions of faults, millions of hands | |
| The toys are black and frown | |
| Just prance, and then run away | |
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