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| Demetri Martin. ___. | |
| If I ever saw an ___ being hanged, I would just yell out letters. | |
| [shows a circle on his Large Pad] This is a pie chart about ___. | |
| By the way, if you want to sound like a creep, just add ___ to the end of things that you say. It could be harmless, too, it doesn't matter. Like, thanks for coming to my show- ___ | |
| I remember when I used to really be into ___. | |
| She showed me to the dressing room. She said, 'If you need anything, I'm Jill.' I was like, oh my God, I've never met a woman before with a ___ ___. | |
| One time, I bought a cactus. Two weeks later, it died. I was like, damn. I'm less nurturing than a ___. | |
| To me, ___ is a confusing sport. Because sometimes you do it for fun, but other times you do it to not die. | |
| I think it's interesting that ___ rhymes with alone. | |
| If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the ___. Because one time I was riding the ___ and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. | |
| I think ___ ___ ___ ___ is a good example of a time when a person can be a winner and a loser at the same time. | |
| I learned something on the road, travelling. The easier it is to draw the shape of the ___, the harder it is to live in that ___. | |
| One time I saw two geese fighting, and I was like, this is a ___ ___ ahead of time. | |
| These are new ___, and they have pockets, which is great, cause before that, I used to have to hold stuff when I slept. | |
| I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of ___. Especially if your teammates are bad guessers. | |
| I wanna buy a bunch of ___ ___ and make them live together. People are gonna say, are those ___ ___? and I'm gonna say, not anymore! | |
| This summer, I learned at a party that there's a small but important difference between peeing in the ___, and peeing into the ___. | |
| I think they named oranges before they named ___. What are these? They're orange.... oranges. What about about these? Oh crap... long pointies? | |
| | Joke | Word(s) |
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| I love playing guitar, I find it very relaxing, you know. I actually started with guitar quite a while ago, as a street performer. It was hard, cause I was in the ___. | |
| How long is it going to take in our society to see a person with an ___ and not to think that they're a pirate? | |
| I bought a dictionary. The first thing I did was look up the word ___. It said, you're an a**hole. | |
| ___ are the most dramatic objects. Other things stop working or they break, but ___, they die. | |
| ___ ___ is an example of something I would buy, but not want to have as a nickname. | |
| I like to do crafts. I work quite a bit with glitter. Don't worry, I make tough things like ___ and ___. | |
| When they were naming the animals, someone got lazy. ___? | |
| I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those ___ ___ ___. | |
| This summer, I wanna go the beach and bury metal objects that say '___ ___ ___' on them. | |
| A ___ ___ is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you. | |
| I went ___ ___ once. It was very similar to watching people on a boat become disappointed. | |
| I want to put stickers on ___. I don't know why. I just know I wanna put them on them. They're the best kind of animal for advertising your band in mother nature. | |
| I have a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed. It's essentially a ___ ___ and on the outside I wrote 'time machine' in sharpie. | |
| How fast does a ___ have to run before it looks gray? | |
| Now I've met many chocoholics, but I ain't never seen no chocohol. We've got an epidemic people. People who love chocolate and don't understand the rules of ___ ___. | |
| They call it ___, but they should call it what it really is- tricking and killing. | |
| ___ ___ is a very different game when the people playing are starving. | |
| Cinnamon buns, on the other hand... | |
| Yes! | |
| No! | |
| You did well on this quiz! | |
| You see, culture is attracted to squiggles. | |
| Location, location, location! | |
| These here are mingling crabs! | |
| The only worse time would be during a game of fake heart attack. Followed by naps. | |
| Help! I've fallen into a well and I can't get out! ...ladies. Cmon, it's like a jacuzzi with really high walls, you know you want some! | |
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