| Epigram | Missing Word | Letter / Author |
| I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who _____ me. | |
| He could never see a _____ without hitting below it. | |
| Even a stopped _____ is right twice a day. | |
| A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a _____ husband. | |
| He has Van Gogh's ____ for music. | |
| I didn't attend the _______, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. | |
| I never made a mistake in ________ but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it. | |
| Some cause _________ wherever they go; others whenever they go. | |
| Reader, suppose you were an _____. Now suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. | |
| I don't make _____. I just watch the government and report the facts. | |
| Nothing is so firmly believed as that which least is _____. | |
| The four most beautiful words in our common _________: I told you so. | |
| Bigamy is having one wife too many. _________ is the same. | |
| That woman speaks eight languages and can't say ''___'' in any of them. | |
| While he was not dumber than an ___ he was not any smarter either. | |
| It must be hard being brilliant with no way to _____ it. | |
| The ability to ______ is a serviceable substitute for wit. | |
| Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time ________ it. | |
| Better to remain ______ and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. | |
| ______ everybody, but cut the cards. | |
| Only two things are infinite: the ________ and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the former. | |
| He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the _____ I admire. | |
| Behind every successful man is a surprised ______. | |
| A journalistic purpose could be someone with a ______ machine in a basement. | |
| The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the _____ know everything. | |
| Bigot, n. One who is obstinately and _________ attached to an opinion that you do not entertain. | |