* Excerpted from the beginning of the sketch, in the original 1970 Series 2, Episode 2 TV airing.
** Names of SPEAKERS, and certain interjections are given ..... The preceding dialogue: Graham Chapman: "One of the cross beams has gone askew on the treadle." Carol Cleveland: "Well what on earth does that mean?" Chapman: I don't know! Mr. Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all, ....."