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Dad: 'Want to come to work with me and see what I do all day?' 4-year-old: 'No. I don't want to be so ____.'
Kids Show interviewer: 'Who was George Washington's wife?' Kid: '____.'
7-year old, relaying an aphorism to a parent after art class: 'The grass is always greener on ____.'
6 year old son: 'Dad, I'm a ____. Whatever that is.'
Young daughter: 'Pretend you’re a fairy.' Mom: 'Let’s pretend we’re not going to pretend for a little bit.' Young daughter: 'No. Pretend you ____.'
Sunday school teacher to her class: 'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?' Bright student, 'Because people are ____.'
Older sister: 'You're not supposed to talk out loud in church.' Brother: 'Why? Who's going to stop me?' 'See those men standing by the door? They're ____.'
Bible class test answer: 'A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called ____.'
Bible class test answer: 'The seventh commandment is thou shalt not ____ adultery.'
Mother, to older son: “If the lord were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'” Older son, to his younger brother: 'Ryan, you be ____!'
6-year old, relating a 'rule' to a younger sibling: 'Children should be seen, but not in the ____.'
Mom, to 5-year old son: 'Did you hit your brother?' 5-year old: 'No. ____.'
5-year old boy, expressing a random thought to his parents: 'Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a ____.'
Young child: 'Can I have a new mommy? You say ____ too much.'
Grammar School quiz question: 'Name six animals which live specifically in the Arctic.' Student: '____ polar bears.'
6-year-old: 'Mommy, can I have a dollar with a ____ on it?'
Young daughter: 'Can I have a Twik?' Mom: 'You mean 'Twix'?' Young daughter: 'No. I only want ____.'
Young child: 'Mummy, this crying hurts me. If you gave me ____, I could stop and we'd both be happier!'
4-year old: 'I need a spoon.' 6-year-old sibling: 'You can have mine.' 4-year-old: 'But it has your germs on it.' 6-year old: 'No it doesn't, ____.'
3-year-old: 'You're the mom in the ____!'
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