| Quote | Movie |
| Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said... By the power of Greyskull! | |
| I crashed into electrical towers and my star charts were erased. I need the ones in your head to complete my mission. | |
| Don't I know you? I stole the baby from you, Daikini! While you were taking a peepee! | |
| You were in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG28? | |
| Can't you understand English? He said 'phone'. He watns to call somebody. | |
| You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and t | |
| What about the R.O.U.Ss? | |
| Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister. | |
| In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. | |
| Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch! | |
| You were standing on your toilet, and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your head on the sink. And that's when you came up with the idea for the Flux Capacitor... | |
| Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star! | |