| character | quote | gender |
| 'Lego wanted to sponser me , but they also wanted my to wear shoes made of legos ... so i'm torn.' | |
| 'She's not a very shiny, happy person.' | |
| 'Sometimes i have to step away , because you are literally sizzling.' | |
| 'What do you mean you dont wait in lines? Thats what we do as people. We wait in lines.' | |
| 'oh i know! why dont you draw yourself another bath?' | |
| 'First of all , how are you ? oh that sounds nice.' | |
| 'wicka out' | |
| 'Whattt , Whattt.' | |
| 'this is a qualitity girl , i got to put in quality time.' | |
| 'Dude, if your gonna name a body part name your butt man! like the tight bouncer and the hexagon.' | |