| Quote | Speaker | Movie |
| Eh... I don't think those were Lincoln Logs. | |
| But look at my little arms! I can't press the 'fire' button and jump at the same time! | |
| He held me! He actually held me! | |
| We're going in the attic now, folks. Keep your accessories with you at all times. Spare parts, batteries, anything you need for an orderly transition. | |
| Don't talk to me about importance! Because of *you*, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy! | |
| You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you | |
| I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it! I'm think I'm just coming off as annoying. | |
| I can't look. Could somebody please cover my eyes? | |
| We're either in a café in Paris or a coffee shop in New Jersey. I'm pretty sure I just came back from the doctor with life-changing news. | |
| Laser envy | |
| That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style! | |
| Oh! That's just a dinosaur toy down the street, that's nothing, let just take care of that. Just a dinosaur | |
| I told you kids to stay out of my butt! | |
| You've got a playdate with destiny | |
| You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful. | |
| I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is. | |
| No, Buzz. I *am* your father! | |
| The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present. | |
| And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout. | |
| Son of a building block! It's Woody! | |
| | Quote | Speaker | Movie |
| What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection! | |
| C'mon. Let's go see how much we're going for on eBay. | |
| Nice ascot! | |
| You uncultured swine! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck? | |
| And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand. | |
| He ain't the sharpest knife in the... place where... they keep the knives... | |
| That's *Mr.* Evil Dr. Porkchop to you. | |
| If I say no, do I still get your room? | |
| Whatever. I've always hated those upstart space toys. | |
| Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from threat of force! | |
| Nirvana is coming, the mystic portal awaits | |
| There is no way out! Just kidding. Door's right over there. | |
| You are a child's play thing! | |
| Idiots! Children destroy toys. You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting on some landfill. | |
| You heard of Kung Fu? Well prepare yourself for pork chop. | |
| He's brave, like a cowboy should be. And kind, and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special, is he'll never give up on you... ever. He'll be there for you, no matter what. | |
| It's good for you, but don't drink too much or you'll have to - Be right back! | |
| If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death | |
| I'm packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case. | |
| You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. | |
|