| Quote | Character | Speaking to... |
| 'I feel sorry for my (parents) because they'll probably have to dip into my college fund to pay for intense thearpy...' | |
| 'I think it's going to be great. Did you catch Sue's Corner last night?' | |
| 'What he doesn't know won't hurt him.' | |
| 'I don't know what's gonna happen in the future I just know that... I wanna spend more time with you now...' | |
| 'I'd take care of it you know...' | |
| 'Don't make me take you to the carpet!' | |
| 'Then I came up with the best baby name of all time... Drizzle!' | |
| 'No! Not the children!' | |
| 'Let's take one for the team...' | |
| 'It's glee club not crunk club...' | |