| Quote | Character | Speaking to... |
|---|
| 'Then I came up with the best baby name of all time... Drizzle!' | |
| 'Bye white people!' | |
| 'I'm doing both... Because you can't win without me and niether can they...' | |
| 'You know what? There's someone out there for everyone... I wouldn't even sweat it.' | |
| 'That Rachel kid makes me wanna light myself on fire but she can sing...' | |
| 'You're gonna need Glee...' | |
| 'Of course he doesn't want anything to do with us after you kicked him in the nads!' | |
| 'Don't make me take you to the carpet!' | |
| 'I think it's going to be great. Did you catch Sue's Corner last night?' | |
| 'We're hiring Dakota Stanely.' | |
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