| Quote | Name |
|---|
| “These old doomsday devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are.” | |
| “Wow! Check out that guy! He makes Speedy Gonzales look like regular Gonzales.” | |
| “I'll give you five dollars to not do what you're thinking about doing. HeHeHeh, you just lost FIVE dollars.” | |
| “Ah, she's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro.” | |
| “Nothing's a complete load! Not if you can imagine it. That's what being a scientist is all about.” | |
| “Courtesans and gentle fops. I bid you welcome to my opera. Let us cavort like the Greeks of old. You know the ones i mean.” | |
| “All humans are vermin in the eyes of ___________!” | |
| “Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.“ | |
| “I remember my body. Flabby, pasty-skinned, rrriddled with phlebitis. A good Republican body. God, how I loved it!” | |
| | Quote | Name |
|---|
| “This is ancient Earth's most foolish program! Why doesn't Ross, the largest Friend, simply eat the other five?” | |
| “My only regret is that I have. . . bonitis” | |
| “I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!” | |
| “You like bananas? I got Chrissy's phone number. How you like them bananas?” | |
| “Bender can't be Santa! He wasn't built to Yuletide specifications.” | |
| “They have phones in booths now? Finally, now I don't have to lug this cell phone around.” | |
| 'Now, don't let the door hit you on the way out, Deary. . . because I don't want ass prints on my new door!' | |
| “I think cosmetic surgery is great! I used to be too cute, so I had cuteness reduction surgery here and here.” | |
| “They're very good hands!” | |
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