| Quotation | Character |
|---|
| 'Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?' | |
| 'Well, they tell ya, never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is on occasion hilarious.' | |
| 'You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.' | |
| 'Yessir, Captain Tight Pants.' | |
| 'The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.' | |
| 'Yup, it's a cow fetus.' | |
| 'I don't suppose you'd find it up to standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues.' | |
| 'Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.' | |
| 'Knew a man who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder, once. Used to keep a spare hankie in there.' | |
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