| Description | Player | Famous Line |
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| This player has trouble with a paper jam | |
| This NFL player sorts mail in the mail room in his jersey and helmet | |
| This Fitness instructor whipped the Anchors into shape | |
| This NFL star is on a Mardi Gras float that is too big for the gate | |
| Kenny Mayne pokes fun at this Womens Basketball Coach | |
| Kenny Mayne tries to describe this NFL WR's speed | |
| Steve Levy and Jay Harris watch this MLB player eat a snack | |
| This athlete is soaking wet and no computers will work for him | |
| John Anderson and Steve Levy refer to this player as The Machine | |
| This MLB star tries to help Scott Van Pelt with his 'poor peformance | |
| Neil Everett discussed top ten rankings with this tennis player | |
| This NFL player follows around Jay Harris trying to convince him his haircut looks fine while catching falling objects | |
| Josh Elliot asks this NFL player for his computer password | |
| An NBA player dressed as a reporter shows up after Hannah Storm set a coffee machine on fire. She said she was lucky Superman had showed up | |
| This NHL Legend runs Sportscenter like a hockey practice | |
| This MLB player tries to set a recording for his voicemail | |
| This athlete gets frustrated and kicks a copy machine for it only to spit out a yellow card and later a red card | |
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